Quoting starkers, reply 43Okay.... Fondling. Only because I wasn't sure how to fornycashun.
You don't have kids?
Or did you miss the word "spell".
Of course I didn't miss the word "spell'. My 1st wife was a witch, so I know all about spells. For example, she put a spell on me so's I couldn't go messing around. Yeah, I was a virile young bloke with plenty of wild oats to sow, but I'd take one look at her and everything would go limp like fortnight old celery.