Get out of bed you old fart
Or, should that be -
Stop farting in old beds...
Nah, no farting in bed anymore... got tired of waking up cold during the night and having to retrieve my covers off the ceiling fan.
Here's a little joy for you:-
I dunno that she's so little, but nevertheless, she's a joy to rest me tires ol' peepers on.
I've got a Five Letter Sentence word for ya....
needl
need extra energy, do lend
mesum.