I've heard that you're so long winded, you can blow up a hot air balloon with the greatest of ease.
This is funny. I mean, really funny. Especially coming from the number one registered, identified, and officially notarized contributor of green house gases from the land down under. My understanding is that they have traced the origin, or as it is now scientifically known the 'Quaternary Age-toxic-gaseous-induced-mammalian-mutation' of the duck-billed-platypus all the way back to a single fart issued by one of your great, great, great....ancestors over 100,00 years ago. All of this is documented here and public knowledge, you crusty blowhard.