What can I say about Jim that hasn't been said already? Not much, if I don't want to be exiled.
He's one guy that didn't panic when the TP rolls got resized.

He decorates his yard for the neighborhood kids.

He eats right. Gotta watch that diet!

He's a smart shopper. He gets his computer parts from a huge supplier, at great prices.

But most of all, this year I can say:
Happy Birthday Master RedneckDude!