ahhh so that's why I spent some time in the mental hospital, YOU sent me loony,
Bollocks!!!! Be honest, you went there for a vacation with room service and better meds than we have here at home.
Yeah, that's right, Helen, mrs s goes to the funny farm to chill out with her peers... and to ensure staff wait on her hand and foot, she takes one of my strait jackets from home and gets one of the other inmates to do it up. She's a sneaky one like that, let me tell you. Also unbeknown to funny farm staff, there's a hidden zipper for quick release so she can play silly buggers, participate in basket weaving and scratch her own backside as required.