Pssst......it's a forum thread .....just like all the other forum threads....
You still dont realize what the Chatroom really is.
Wow morpheas, well done. I read it all. Real good advice.
Thanks, but I cant say that its "really good advice", I'm afraid
Oh, and this isn't the real chatroom, the real chatroom thread was started by Elfkura about 9 years ago...
I thought that by now, everyone got the sarcasm is this thread's title, but I was wrong.
See? Its in CAPS too: "The REAL Chatroom". As in, just a copy of every other Chatroom before this.
Also, have you noticed the sub-title?
I thought you were regular?
There's a lot there. Wow. I think it is indeed the longest post in the REAL Chatroom.
YES! I WIN
Can I have my cookie nao?
That being said, mostly I just really want to beat the crap out of punchbag, because he rubs me the wrong way with his "I own her" attitude. Also, WRT "break her heart, I break you", well, she's my closest (nigh-on only) friend right now. I have the same view WRT some boy asking my sister out- he breaks her heart, I break him. Probably his face.
I already suggested that you shouldnt (nor do you need to) use violence on this matter. As for the "break her heart, I break you" part, I am with you on this 100%. I would do the same thing, both on the guitar friend and sister parts.
But punchbag? I think I might go the extra mile and break something more noticeable. Just to rub it in that he's a worthless sack of spoiled shit. IMO, of course.
WRT "taking punchbag out"- I'm going to straight-up say that, if he hadn't made the whole "back of to let her grow" comment, I'd have no problem with him. I wouldn't enjoy his presence, but neither would I shun him. Now, I want to beat his face in. But you're right- there are other, more indirect, and thus arguably more satisfying, methods.
This will totally turn into a "JUST. AS. PLANNED." moment.
Also, Life's a Game.
Yes indeed, Life is a Game. But I dont know if its right to think that way, hmm
Anyway, back to punchbag, what are your plans exactly? Straight up beat him up, or plan something to destroy every chance he's got with guitar friend? Or something else?
I'm just curious, you dont have to answer of course.
................You know, you never can tell when you'll need stuff like that- after all, a towel is one of the most useful tools in the universe (hence the carriage of two). At least according to Douglas Adams.
Oh, yeah, and homemade flail: DON'T MESS WITH ME, I WILL CRUSH YOUR RIBS.
I wasnt referring to the towels, but....yeah you get the point I think.
I consider what I'm about to say both a really good and really bad thing, but quite honestly I don't think there's anyone at the church I attend who could be as clever, cunning, malicious, and devious as myself. I think that's really good because if/when a time comes that requires an individual with those qualities, I can and will step up.
But it's a very harsh burden to bear sometimes. It isn't a pleasant thing to know that one simply doesn't care if they have to do horrible things to another human being- but sometimes that is what's needed.
Well yeah, but you didnt even know about punchbag until he spoke to you about your guitar friend, which is why I said that he had the opportunity to take advantage of that and strike "stealthily", if you know what I mean.
Too bad though, he isnt that smart, and now you have the opportunity to take him out.
Oh damn, I shouldnt have said that, I'm being a bad influence lol