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Stardock will be closed for the week starting on Friday, July 1st and we will be returning on Monday, July 11th. We will be monitoring support tickets and forums during this time but expect delays in responses during this time.

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Who Needs Flippers

when you have baked beans

October 29, 2010 7:49:07 AM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Okay, you know the score, I put up the piccy and you come up with a caption....

1 important rule to remember: NO pictures are to be entered into or disqualification is instant... NO reprieves

On November 12 at 9.30pm Oz time (7.30am US time) I will choose the funniest caption and pick the winner.

Prize: winner's choice of Master Skin.

Right oh then, we're off (like a Russian racing maggot) and best of luck to all who enter.

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Reply #1 October 29, 2010 10:02:14 AM
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........Now if I could just figure out how to go in reverse.

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Reply #2 October 29, 2010 10:08:42 AM
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'Those barking spiders follow me everywhere.'

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Reply #3 October 29, 2010 10:11:28 AM
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'That's the last time I eat Starker's curried cabbage.'

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Reply #4 October 29, 2010 10:38:09 AM
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Chlorine always gives me gas!

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Reply #5 October 29, 2010 10:39:20 AM
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So that's why you should wait an hour.

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Reply #6 October 29, 2010 10:13:07 PM
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Ping ... Ping ... Ping

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Reply #7 October 29, 2010 10:57:24 PM
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In your case they would be called flappers!

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Reply #8 October 30, 2010 1:09:06 AM
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Blow the ballast!.....Submerge!..

 

 

 

'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

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Reply #9 October 30, 2010 1:53:47 AM
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'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

I like that, I like that a lot.

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Reply #10 October 30, 2010 4:53:02 PM
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Due to a recent underwater disturbance the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a tsunami alert for the following areas.....

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Reply #11 October 30, 2010 4:57:16 PM
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Help ... help ... my water just broke.

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Reply #12 October 30, 2010 5:00:08 PM
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Thar she blows!!!

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Reply #13 October 30, 2010 5:01:45 PM
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As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

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Reply #14 October 30, 2010 5:47:53 PM
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Thar she blows!!!

Good one.

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Reply #15 October 30, 2010 5:58:40 PM
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SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

 

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Reply #16 October 30, 2010 6:40:35 PM
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 Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area

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Reply #17 October 30, 2010 6:44:18 PM
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Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

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Reply #18 October 30, 2010 6:59:39 PM
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Help ... help ... my water just broke.

And the pool just got 2 foot deeper.  Not bad, Uvah, not bad.

As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed.

SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

Also clever... and quite true.

Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area

Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.

Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in.

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Reply #19 October 30, 2010 7:00:57 PM
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No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !

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Reply #20 October 30, 2010 7:46:42 PM
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Water has no effect on napalm either.

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Reply #21 October 30, 2010 9:51:06 PM
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No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !

Yup, we're getting there!   I like that one.

Water has no effect on napalm either.

Or on curried cabbage emissions.

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Reply #22 October 30, 2010 10:31:50 PM
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In goes the good air...out goes the bad!

 

Give her all shes got captain! Warp drive!

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Reply #23 October 30, 2010 10:41:48 PM
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Damn! I think I have an air leak.

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Reply #24 October 30, 2010 11:00:35 PM
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Hmmmmm ... not too bad. Got an extra knot out of that one. Good thing I stocked up. Now  for a really good ... uhhh ... uhhh ... uh .........

"Hey Martha, looky here. I just found these here bikini bottoms. There's writing on them. Looks like ... brown crayon. It says property of Mz.B.B.L. US of A. How'd they get way down here in OZ?"

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Reply #25 October 30, 2010 11:07:16 PM
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Hmmmmm ... not too bad. Got an extra knot out of that one.

Yup, that tickled the funny bone, as did....

"Hey Martha, looky here. I just found there here bikini bottoms. There's writing on them. Looks like ... brown crayon. It says property of Mz.B.B.L. US of A. How'd they get way down here in OZ?"

Now them's mighty powerful bubbles... be interesting to see what she's wearing now, then. 

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