Help ... help ... my water just broke.
And the pool just got 2 foot deeper. Not bad, Uvah, not bad.
As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.
Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed.
SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses
Also clever... and quite true.
Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area
Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.
Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!
Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in.