. 63 and don't look a day over 50
That's not what you told me..... that at 63 Doc doesn't look a day over 90. 
My first one fell off my boat...yep, you guessed it...the ark.
So that's why you (look like a prune) got all those wrinkles.... you were in the water for an eternity looking for it. 
Nah, you're pretty good looking and well preserved for your age....
(must be all that medicinal alcohol... you're pickled in it)
