Because we all know it doesn't take mere seconds to submit a post to a message board.
Well, true, if we're just talking about regurgitating the same stock lines in response to anything said that is contrary to our preconceived beliefs ... then yes, I can see how it would take mere seconds.
Child 1 says, to Child 2: "I don't like this new chocolate ice cream." Random person leaps in and shouts "The new chocolate is the best, I don't know how anyone can't like new chocolate. New chocolate is the most fun type of ice cream I've ever had!" Then, random person ducks behind the counter and waits to leap in when the next discussion to start up.
They should just make a sticky: "Not having fun with Elemental? - Disappointed? - Wish it was better?" And you can have the first response, telling us all about how great you personally feel it is
Eh, that wasn't sporting of me, I'm sorry. You just remind me of someone I used to know, who I did not get along swimmingly with in a past life.