Shaunna, you've outdone your husband!!
Nobody.... I mean NOBODY outdoes starkers when it comes to the gastric guff. I AM the master of the trouser trombone, the britches burp, the pantaloon puff and the colon cough.... and dontcha ever fergit it. It has been documented that the average person farts about 12 times per day. So what! I peel twice that many off just stretching before I get out of the bed in the morning...