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RedneckDude
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Reply #26 August 14, 2010 4:51:05 PM
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Funny stuff guys!!  You crack me up.

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Reply #27 August 14, 2010 4:57:48 PM
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Farts Can Be Funny

Silly me, I thought it said Runny.

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Reply #28 August 14, 2010 4:59:24 PM
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Quoting Wizard1956,
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Farts Can Be Funny


Silly me, I thought it said Runny.

Usually is, on my end!  

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Reply #29 August 14, 2010 7:53:10 PM
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Farts Can Be Funny

Silly me, I thought it said Runny.

Fortunately for me, the the extreme heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any moisture... so all my farts are dry.

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Reply #30 August 14, 2010 8:09:15 PM
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Fortunately for me, the the extreme heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any moisture... so all my farts are dry.

Mrs Starkers must have a devil of a time keeping the house dusted.

Wiz wonders if there is such a thing as a cabbage particle filter.

 On the plus side, folks behind you will know which way the wind is blowing. That could be life-saving information.

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Reply #31 August 14, 2010 8:24:10 PM
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Mrs Starkers must have a devil of a time keeping the house dusted.

Nah, not really!  With my rear in constant use, dust doesn't have time to settle.

On the plus side, folks behind you will know which way the wind is blowing

That's right... there could be NO mistake.  Nor where it's coming from.

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Reply #32 August 15, 2010 12:19:52 AM
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Nah, not really! With my rear in constant use, dust doesn't have time to settle.

speak for your self I have the proof

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Reply #33 August 15, 2010 12:36:46 AM
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  Good one.

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Reply #34 August 15, 2010 1:54:00 AM
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I have the proof

Actually, that's not me... tho I sorta know the blokes involved.

Apparently they'd been out on the slops... bourbon the night before.  Hence, even with the perfumed talc, powder puff boy was putrid and the guy pouring it on was hospitalised after being overcome by triple fermented bourbon fumes. 

It didn't help, neither, that he'd had curried egg sandwiches beforehand.

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Reply #35 August 15, 2010 9:58:56 AM
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Apparently they'd been out on the slops... bourbon the night before. Hence, even with the perfumed talc, powder puff boy was putrid and the guy pouring it on was hospitalised after being overcome by triple fermented bourbon fumes.

It didn't help, neither, that he'd had curried egg sandwiches beforehand.

YEAH YEAH, any excuse to not take the blamn.... OK, take this one then

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Reply #37 August 15, 2010 10:06:41 AM
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Reply #41 August 15, 2010 1:44:24 PM
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I love it, great far..finds!

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Reply #42 August 15, 2010 8:16:37 PM
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I love it, great far..finds!

people must be thinking we are one sick  cookie's lol for  finding farts funny , maybe there should be  a Redneck  fart  award or something  like we had in the  Rat pack thread ... here    and call the thread  something stinks around here  and have the award  made looking like   a cartoon figure  squeezing out a  green cloud of gas  hehehe

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Reply #45 August 15, 2010 9:03:58 PM
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Here is proof that FARTS are funny

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Reply #47 August 15, 2010 9:29:19 PM
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manfartingfire.jpg man farting fire image by adirulz9

 

pruttendemand-1.jpg Man Farting image by pollen345

 

farting-manJ7CJ6.jpg farting man image by waletmoro

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Reply #48 August 15, 2010 11:00:57 PM
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very good .......     

cute-girl-with-ipod

I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

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