How about...every country has an Obama.
Well, if you're giving 'em away, well take two (in case we wear out the first one) and a Homer Simpson for deputy PM.
Well it couldn't be any worse than Abbott and Cost-Hockey. God help us if that pair get in.
Ah....the process of government.
Step 1. Fuck up the country/economy.
Step 2. Get voted into opposition by the unhappy constituents.
Step 3. Blame the new government for not fixing/unfucking the country/economy.
Step 4. Rely on voters' short attention span to return you to power.
Step 5. Continue with the fucking of the country/economy.
Step 6. Get voted into opposition by.....
And let's not forget:
*The gratuitous and insincere kissing of babies while on the campaign trail...
*The shaking of peoples hands they wouldn't be seen dead with at any other time..
*The badmouthing of opponents rather than explaining their own policies...
*The promises aplenty that they never intend to keep...
*And once in office, the minders they employ to prevent you ever gaining access to your representative.
Oh and let's not forget the huge cleaning bill to clean up all the bullshit.