starkers would deserve a Rolls, all things considered.
A Rolls Canardly.... Rolls down hills, can 'ardly get up 'em???? 
There again, if I'm supplying the fuel, hills would be no problem, would they!!
I would think you would run out of road before you ran out of fuel.
Too right!!!
And that'd be Uninterrupted Farting Object (with emphasis on the uninterrupted) 