Hi, I am a Nigerian Admiral and I need your help. My government recently had a surplus of karma points and because of legal technicalities and political upheaval this karma surplus is unsafe. I am willing to help distribute this karma to those willing to help me. What I need from you are more karma points to help pay for the transportation and safekeeping of this surplus(worth millions) out of this nation and to your location.
I know that you are nice people and can help me in this matter. This surplus of karma will just go to waste if something is not done; therefore I need from you... karma points, your credit cards, bank accounts, house keys, car keys, wallets, purses, cufflinks, your street address, your firstborn children, pie (coconut cream please), your socks, and Brad Wardel's collection of chia pets (I know he has the new Obama chia head).
Once again I thank you,