Two elks were sitting in a tree, when a submarine landed in the tree next to them. Then the taller elk said to the tallest, "I think his mother shops in a grocery store."
Two elks were out flying one day, when one said to the other: "We can't fly!" To which the other one said: "Of course we can, since my legs are just the same length, especially the right one."
Two elks were shopping one day, when one of them spotted an orange. HE then joked to the other elk, "Look it is a banana."
Oh gawd, that's funny...
Two dentists were at the racetrack, watching John Candy eat Pamela Anderson. Fork? I need no stinkin' fork! But if you give me a pair of scissors, I can cut out this PETA ad and it will taste like worm guts strained through a porch screen.
...and on, and on, and on.
Somebody lock this before my brain explodes