If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.�
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.�
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.�
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.�
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.�
The firefighter looked a little closer. �The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.�
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.�'
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'