Happy Birthday Cap'n Cabbage Starkers. I hope it's a real gas.
'Twas a real gas orright... tha missus didn' cook I any curried cabbage, but I saved some up (gas, that is) an' I surprised her.
Happy Birthday to you starkers, hope you get lots of suprises for your birthday
Thanks loukeeya, though I'm probably too old for surprises nowadays... birthday or otherwise. By the time a surprise registers, either the novelty has worn off or I've forgotten it.
I was rather hoping my son... a nephew... anybody would take me to a titty bar to celebrate, but no... nobody came. The excuses were: "Sorry, I gotta work." and: "I gotta take the kids to footy practice.", but I know the real reason they wouldn't take me. None of them wanted to be seen sitting next to a wrinkly old fart who periodically had to roll his tongue back up and put it away.