1: Yes, things have gotten so much easier since that little shit up there trimmed his beard.
2: OK, so have I got the part of The Invisible Man or what?
3: The biggest disadvantage to this place is no off-street parking.
4: If you ladies prefer.... we can get down on all fours.
5: Hehe, reading Playboy was never such fun.
6: I swear, Gloria, his 'appendage' was.... um, thiiiiiiiis long.
7: That's the last time I give Alfonso curried cabbage AND baked beans in the same day.
And for the 'other' 6: OK, then, Mr. starkers, will these take your mind off the infamous bridge to nowhere? 