As you all know, the bible is full of liberal bleeding heart stories but until now no one bothered to correct the obvious mistakes in the scripture.
Far be it from god fearing conservatives to doubt the written down words of god - no, the error lies not within god but in the translation of the scripture.
I'm not sure if even a conservative bible will satisfy Glenn Beck, though, since it will likely still include Jesus Christ and his teachings in some form, but it's an ... interesting project to watch.
Of course, evil liberals are constantly trying to sabotage the project (it's a wiki after all) or derail it by engaging contributors in pointless discourse.
And that's why the "talk"-pages for articles are often much more interesting to read than on most regular wikipedia pages.
"Reply to Liberal Talk
Several liberal comments were inserted, and then reverted, in the content page. One claimed that the word "war" is conservative (??), and that references to "war" in the Bible are examples of conservative translation. First, "war" is not a conservative word (conservatives virtually never start wars). Second, there is no other way to translate the word! [...]
--Andy Schlafly 18:25, 25 December 2009 (EST)
You really have to admire the certainty and self-conception of the main contributors.