One way, it would get me to Cornwall in one direction
On yer way through Devon, then, stop off n' have a pint o' scrumpy at one of me fav'rite waterin' 'oles... Widecombe Tavern.
"Tom Pierce, Tom Pierce, lend me yer grey mare
All along down along out along lee.
For I wants to go to Widecombe fair
With Will Brewer, Jan Stewer, Peter Gurney, Peter Davey Dan'l Whiddon,
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all, Old uncle Tom Cobley and all...."
Ah, those were the days! Get a few scrumpies under the belt, me and me mates, and we'd bellow that out fer tha grockles... er, tourists.