Counting 5 through 1, the entries that made me laugh the most/hardest.
5: Carguy @ 40. "Damn, another curried cabbage backdraft... be a dear and pull my bathing suit out again."
4: Wizard1956 @ 49. "Honey, either your ass is getting fat or we're having a solar eclipse."
3: BoXXi @ 56. "If I could just get these love beads out I could try out this new vibrator."
2: Skinhit @ 64. "Seriously... try and sqeeze something between my buttcheeks."
1: And the winner is K10w3 for her Queen adaptation @ 75.....
Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good fart
I feel alive and the cabbage turning my guts inside out yeah!
And floating around in gassy ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
Cause Im having a good time having a good time
My gas is a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
It's a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
There's no stopping me
It's burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me mister fahrenheit
It's travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now Im having such a good fart
Im having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna smell a bad fart just give me a call
Don't stop me now (cause Im havin a good fart)
Don't stop me now (yes Im havin a good fart)
I don't want to stop at all
While there were other entries that tickled my funny bone, this one tickled my ribs as well. Congrats Karen, you made my day/week/month with that one...thank you. I'll be in touch shortly to organise the sub details, etc.
Thank you to everyone else who entered/posted... it was fun.