*Greta...there are folks who pay $30 a year to read threads about your farts!

Yes your bum does look bigger in them.

Even better and more descriptive...Mr. & Mistress Fartenheit. [OMG! I can't believe I'm posting in this thread again! Somebody stop me!!!! ]

If you are living and can't fart you have a problem. If you are living, than fart and shit at the same time you have another problem and than it will be time to see if the Curried cabbage if fresh.

Is that where the expression "A strapping fellow" came from? Etymology is such a grand hobby, eh, Cap'n?

And since I disqualified meself earlier in the thread, my Sunday treat for you wonderful folks is:

Hehe.... goody, another invitation.

"As Doh Boy chases after Karen's gas propelled strap-on, he trips on a twig, overtakes the strap-on at speed and lands face first in a cow pat... just in time for the strap-on to catch up and give him lively demonstration."

*giggles, then belly laughs...a slapstick visual of this entire scenario has me in stitches*

Then again...

"As Doh Boy watches Karen's gas propelled strap-on disappear over the horizon, he thinks to himself: "Thank goodness for that... packed everything else for a romantic picnic, and forgot the Vaseline."

** Oh, nearly forgot the disclaimer**

(a) The use of 'Doh Boy' in the above fictional piece(s) is purely for dramatic purposes only.  Any similarities to any Doh Boys, or persons nicknamed Doh Boy, living or dead, and to any persons related to persons named or nicknamed Doh Boy, while funny as hell, are purely unintentional and no inferences are to be concluded. 

(b.) Furthermore, any and all references to Karen + farting + strap-ons + gas and gas propulsion are purely for giggles and nobody should consider posting suggestive comments such as: 'This thread is boring without pics."  Remember!  Picture posters will be disqualified forthwith.

(c) Persons who egg on/encourage the posting of pictures, and pictures are actually posted as a result of their urging, shall found guilty of the solicitation of a crime and, therefore, summarily disqualified.

(d) Have fun and keep posting your entries.

Thunder thighs I told you, "Never trust a fart !"

A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

BUMP

Harold, u say u love me so.........can i sit on yr face?  

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
"She's just so ...


PFTTHhhhhhhhht."

No, that's not the next line to the song!

Maybe you were a tyrannosaurus rex in another life?