Quoting starkers, reply 85Just in case you may have thought I'd forgotten
Don't need much of an invitation, do I?
I knew you wouldn't forget, Starkers....you have a memory like an elephant when it comes to fodder for humor.
Hehe.... goody, another invitation. 
"As Doh Boy chases after Karen's gas propelled strap-on, he trips on a twig, overtakes the strap-on at speed and lands face first in a cow pat... just in time for the strap-on to catch up and give him lively demonstration."
*giggles, then belly laughs...a slapstick visual of this entire scenario has me in stitches* 
Then again...
"As Doh Boy watches Karen's gas propelled strap-on disappear over the horizon, he thinks to himself: "Thank goodness for that... packed everything else for a romantic picnic, and forgot the Vaseline."
** Oh, nearly forgot the disclaimer**
(a) The use of 'Doh Boy' in the above fictional piece(s) is purely for dramatic purposes only. Any similarities to any Doh Boys, or persons nicknamed Doh Boy, living or dead, and to any persons related to persons named or nicknamed Doh Boy, while funny as hell, are purely unintentional and no inferences are to be concluded.
(b.) Furthermore, any and all references to Karen + farting + strap-ons + gas and gas propulsion are purely for giggles and nobody should consider posting suggestive comments such as: 'This thread is boring without pics." Remember! Picture posters will be disqualified forthwith.
(c) Persons who egg on/encourage the posting of pictures, and pictures are actually posted as a result of their urging, shall found guilty of the solicitation of a crime and, therefore, summarily disqualified.
(d) Have fun and keep posting your entries. 
