Good stuff here!
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Life is a sexually transmitted diease...
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs..
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal....
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"