since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for taking the game too seriously and trying to bring in rules that we won't abide by.... unless we're assured of hilarious results and many, many brownie points for our ban resumes.
banned for mentioning brownies
Banned for confusing them with skidmarks.
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banned for skidding through the brownie mix and blaming the dog
Banned for putting the dog in the way to get blamed... we all know it was the that damned cat.
banned for picking on the cat
Banned for putting kitty litter on the skid marks so you could blame the cat.
Banned for skidding the litter on a gray moist foggy lawn in the morning before the rooster made noise.
banned for not keeping up on the lawn care
Banned for walking on my grass.... now get off my lawn.
Banned for smoking your lawn clippings.
banned for leaving the smoke on the water
Banned for 'smoking' then thinking you could walk on water.
banned for trying to moon walk away with my ban
Banned for moon walking in the pale sunlight.
Banned for imitating a smooth criminal.
Banned for not getting the moon walk appropriated by the Ministry of Silly Walks
Banned for bow-legged, flat saggy butt crack scratching, arthritic knee floor gliding, appropriated from the Ministry of Silly Old Wankers.
Banned from the Ministry of Silly Old Wankers for ridiculing bow legs, butt scratching and arthritic knees while neglecting to mention knock knees, skid marks and floor gliding on slippery cheeks.
Oh, and banned for having feet too big for stilettos.
banned for trying to fill such shoes
Banned for using a shoehorn to put on your condom.
Banned for putting a condom on your small feet.
Banned for how many feet in a shoe store?
Banned for entering the store barefoot.
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