Banned for Teal posted lore first time in 2 years....Da heck!!?!!
That is a surprise...
Banned for male ducks in the pond after a 24 month absence... and like my dear old grandmother used to say: "Ive heard ducks fart in the water before."... meaning she'd heard it all and wasn't impressed [with whatever].
banned for not being impressed
Saw that yes. Part of me would like to continue that but I barely have time for myself some days.
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banned for the best impressions are pulled off by comedians with a knack for voices... now was that five shots or six? You feelin' lucky, PUNK?
Banned for first impressions are set in five seconds apparently.
banned for short term impressions
Banned for long term sounds like a medical condition. :/
banned for long term vegan vacation
Banned for tofu dreams and green bean wishes.
banned for putting tofu in there
Banned for I have one friend that may have snuck some tofu by me, but I never tasted it. Apparently it has no flavor of it's own, but rather blends in with what's around... much like the treasured avocado.
banned for not realizing that tofu increases the production of estrogen
Banned for not wanting breasts.
Banned for arousing me with the word breasts... they'e d..d...delightful.
Banned for wanting lots of tofu. ;/
banned because my wife's breasts are plenty fine for me
Banned for wearing your wife's breasts.
banned for not letting me enjoy my wife's breasts
Banned for objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
Banned for reasons.
Banned beyond reasonable doubt.
Banned for sure.
banned for not letting me go to Gold Rush Days
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