I've got quite a few devious punishments in my Starkers Dictionary of Justice.
I think you meant "...a few deviant punishments in...".
Deviant punishments it is!! It's so nice to be corrected by a man after my own heart. Which brings me to... er... should I tell 'em about the time one of your patients wouldn't follow doctor's orders and have a few early nights... so you gave him a fast acting laxative tablet to be taken at 7.00pm and rather strong sleeping pills to be taken at 8.00pm?