Wincustomize Mods bring you The Adventures of Pizza Dude. Faster than a speeding mullet! More powerful than curried cabbage! Able to leap small children in a single bound! ("Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Pizza Dude!")... Yes, it's Pizza Dude ... strange visitor from another basement, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far below those of mortal men! Pizza Dude ... who can change the course of mighty Threads, bend Pepperoni in his bare hands, and who, disguised as HG_Eliminator, mild-mannered Moderator for a great internet website, fights a never-ending battle for Beer, Pizza, and the occasional lay!
It's truly amazing how Superman's story mirrors yours... NOT!!!
And that 'basement of yours, is it littered with empty pizza boxes and left over crusts... or are you a good super hero and eat the crust as well? Hehe, I can remenber as a kid and not particularly liking bread crusts, I'd not be allowed any cake or cookies at afternoon tea unless I ate them all (most often I went without cake and cookies) and not being allowed to leave the table until they were all gone.
Stubborn little prick I was... most often I'd sit there 'til bed time, when they were hard and all dried out.
Any costume I wear still pales in comparison to the WC trio's hero costumes.
I'll tell ya what, that costume I was wearing was most uncomfortable indeed. I didn't like it!!
Firstly, it wasn't in my colour; secondly, it was chafing my nether region; and thirdly, it was a tigthly woven polymer and was extremely hot... a heat which was exacerbated by internal combustion created by curried cabbage after-effects. The least they could have done is to have inserted a mesh-type seat to allow ventilation... er, an exhaust vent.