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I would give you karma but, oh yeah, right. They stole it.
Seems like you need insurance, instead of karma.
I would give you karma but I've put in a claim already.
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I would give you karma but the insurance adjuster advised me to invest it in the company for triple dividends.
I would give you karma but, OMG, I just bought 6 huge cinnamon buns. I was craving them yesterday. Right to my hips. Aaaahhh
Oh well, guess I'll have to eat them.
I would give you karma but I'd like a bun... but not in the oven.
I would give you karma, but your anti-oven-bun sentiment has offended breeders everywhere and I'm too busy enjoying it to press the button.
-Twi /)
I would give you karma but, I ate a whole cin bun. Nuked with lots of butter. Bliss I shared and there are two left.....
I would give you karma but it's 37c here today and I'm unable to push the button because I'm soon to be a puddle under my desk.
It appears me not giving you any karma is the least of your worries.
I would give you karma but it's not on my to-do list for today, so tough titties.
I would give you karma but, we're definitely gonna have snow on the ground for Halloween. It makes it tough on the kids and mom's.
Not to mention witches in skidoo boots just look different.
I would give you karma but I just had a very disturbing image of witches in skidoo boots and G-strings... warts n' all.
BTW, do you know why witches prefer G-stings over knickers?
... Gives 'em a better grip on their broomsticks.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog
From the mouth and lips, of Dharma
For you there is no karma
Bella Bella, I will give you karma.
I would give you karma but my karma button pushing finger went into early retirement thanks to a generous insurance payout.
I would give you karma but, my cupboard is dry. I'll have to knit some.
All apologies granny, social security spent your karma.
I would give you karma but who knew I'd require insurance for my insurance.
I would give you karma but insurance for your insurance paid out enough for my button pushing finger to go into early retirement.
I would give you karma but, my cheque is in the mail.
I would give you karma but a blank cheque is nothing to crow about.
I would give you karma but would you really know what to do with it?
I would give you karma but, that was funny. I would buy the world a Coca-Cola.
I would give you karma but there's no point buying me that cos I'm a shandy person and think that Coca Cola tastes like bilge water.
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