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I would give you karma but an accidental rift in the horizontal parallel has created an unstable portal to the vertical plane and caused a temporary nothingness that swallowed the button.
I would give you karma but in other words you don't know what happened to it.
I would give you karma but I'm having a Spinal Tap afternoon and later I'm taking the dog to Bitch School... though he's a male... but it might get him laid and stop him humping my leg.
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I would give you karma but its too early in the morning.
I would give you karma but, Mickey quickie: mouse sex lasts only 5 seconds.
............I would give you karma but you gave me the stitch
I would give you karma but, a stitch in time could get you nine...
I would give you karma but I gave her nine and I got asked if I'd like to try for ten.
I would give you karma but, I was watching Strange Sex on tv... a documentary of sorts show, so there was a guy with 13 1/2 in. He was sort of complaining.... His pants were skintight. Just sayin.
I would give you karma but I was talking about karma points not inches.... and strewth, 9" is not an endowment I'd want, much less 13 1/2"
I would give you karma but, the news of my death was highly exaggerated. Now that's a retraction.
And a long time ago they buried their folks 13' underground. Who knew?
I would give you karma but people aren't queuing up to get into cemeteries, they're dying to get in.
Then there was the time I asked an old girlfriend to put her hand in my pocket to check if the stiffness I was experiencing was rigor mortis.
I would love to give you Karma, but I just got done reading 184pages of replies.
I would give you karma but you're obviously cross-eyed from reading 4587 replies and wouldn't notice if any had been added or not.
I would give you karma but, Vampyres are sexy. But, they don't get rigor mortis. hmm
I would give you karma but you wouldn't think a vampyre was sexy if he put his fangs in a glass beside his coffin every night... er, morning.
I would give you karma but I'm too bust listening to the glass chomping.
I would give you karma but, glass chomping sounds like something one shouldn't practise at home kids.
i would give you karma but the queue outside the lavatory is so long I am liable to have completely forgotten all about it by the time i get back.
I would give you karma but, it's to early.
I would give you karma but hey...that's my line.
I would give you karma but I can't decide if it's early evening or late afternoon
I would give you karma but its 7:00
I would give you karma but that's way too warm for my liking.... got a sun dial, eh?
I would give you karma but, just because you used it, doesn't make it yours Uvah.
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