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IrationalFear

Join Date 05/2009

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"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

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I would give you karma, but you could find your ass with your hands only because your ass is shaped like a plane tree.

I would give you karma, but I'm a plane tree.

I would give you karma, but we're offering a two for one deal with a plane tree, and we've run out of plane trees.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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I would give you karma but instead I'm spending the cash on a freakin' chainsaw to cut down those frakkin' plane trees

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

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I would give you karma but I'm too busy tryin' to learn how to fly a plane tree. Damn splinters.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

+556

I would give you karma but i feel like this

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

+1059

I would give you karma but if you feel like that a hug is probably a better option.

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I would give you karma but, OK.. karma for you. And no wonder you don't feel good. Look at your skin. It's purple.

I'd get that checked.

{take the hug, take the hug }

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

+556

Quoting IROKONESS,

reply 4531

I would give you karma but, OK.. karma for you. And no wonder you don't feel good. Look at your skin. It's purple.

I'd get that checked.

{take the hug, take the hug }

Thanks I needed that, Karma Doc is what I need me thinks maybe he can help me with it lol

Quoting starkers,

reply 4530

I would give you karma but if you feel like that a hug is probably a better option

yeah that sounds good bubby

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I would give you karma but you don't have enough beer to convince me

(it takes at least this much)

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

+870

I would...hic...give you...hic...karma but...hic...hic...hic...BARF!!!

Always happens on an empty stomach.

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I would give you karma but, OK, I'll put the coffee on....

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I would give you karma, but your plane tree is drunk.

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

+870

I would give you karma but the road got runned under.

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I would give you karma but, can your plane tree fly like the Spruce Goose?

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

+1059

I would give you karma but you've been giving that escaped lunatic too much encouragement to fly his plane tree.

Thing is, it won't go... the rubber band that turns the propeller dun gone and broke.

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I would give you karma but, my Iroko tree makes his look like a shrub. Just sayin.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

+1059

I would give you karma but he might resent you commenting on his 'shrub' in a public forum so casually.

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I would give you karma but, some people are so sensitive. Like right behind the neck. Close to the ear.

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

+870

I would give you karma but again you forgot to water the shrubs.

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I would give you karma but, shrubish. It rained for 2 days.

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

+870

I would give you karma but then the sewers backed up and flooded the world with brownish/green goo. Yuck!

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I would give you karma but, then it rained again and washed it all away.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

+1059

I would give you karma but Old Mrs Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone...

When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

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I would give you karma but, a jeep Rover would never do that. They come in any color you want. And most guys like jeeps.

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

+1059

I would give you karma but a Jeep never toots its own horn and goes beep, beep.

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Uvah

Join Date 05/2006

+870

I would give you karma but beeps abound!

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