In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.
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You want the jet or the karma?
I would give you karma but the spirit of the game is being lost with non-conformist entries.
I would give you karma but I don't conform very well.
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I would give you karma but you probably don't reform too well, either... but then, why would you want to when lunacy is so much more comfortable?
I would give you karma but......they're comin' to take me away ha ha. They're comin' to take me away ha ha hee hee ho ho to the funny farm where life is pleasant all the time with the little white men in their little white coats.......
I would give you karma but I don't think you'll be able to open the letter with which it arrives in a strait jacket.
I would give you karma but I graduated from straight jacket to rubber room.
I would give you karma but I don't see how you could truly appreciate it while bouncing off the walls.
Oh, and BTW, is your rubber cell like mine... where the window is rubber as well, to prevent shattering, etc?
I would give you karma but we are under attack by a horde of ravenous were-squirrels.
I would give you karma but its being chomped on.
I would give you karma but it would unleash a black hole that would consume the universe.
I would give you karma but its YOU
I would have time to give you karma but Chuck Norris is staring through the window... GOTTA GO!
I would give you karma if such a thing existed, and if you existed, and if I existed.
I would give you karma if anything other than everything that does not exist existed
I would give you karma but, it's to late.
I would give you Karma but it turns out your mother is the thing chasing the Vasari 0.0
ooooooooooo... thats low...
I would give you karma but your father was a rancor and your mother was a parakeet.
I would give you karma if your mother wasn't a hamster.
I would give you karma but, the dog tag says, I smell Gamey like my dad.
I would give you karma if you father didn't smell of elderberries.
I would give you karma but you smell of old boots that trod in horse manure.
I would give you karma if your head wasn't shaped like a plane tree.
I would give you karma but you couldn't find your ass with both hands even if I gave you a map.
I would give you karma but, that is not allowed. Plane tree...
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