I hear-tell the Pentagon is looking into Frogboy's appropriation of [2] handicapped car spaces for a photo-shoot.....
Yeah, he does some wicked shit, doesn't he! 
I also hear, to boost Stardock coffers, that he's charging the Dep't of Agriculture to study the geese, spider ducks and other critters on Stardock land... you know, camping rights... for the use of electricity and (outdoor) toilets, etc. The next stage is charging tourists admission and setting up a kiosk selling postcards, souvenirs and other tourist paraphanalia... and of course, Stardock software.... or an exit fee if they don't purchase from the kiosk.
Now some may think this is to raise enough money to unhinge Obama's grip on Stardock - and of course, to provide more jobs - but I think it's much more than that... something more sinister, like buying up oodles of Microsoft shares ... to eventually gain control over the Windows and Office GUI's. Once Frogboy gets that, skinning will go ahead in leaps and bounds cos there'll be no more hard-coded shit getting in the way... so yeah, it's a win win situation for us.
Well!!! It makes about as much sense as Stardock collecting corporate welfare...Obama controlling Stardock, don't it.
BTW, Fuzzy, you weren't supposed to make that mind control device public, being that it is based on Stardock technology. That very same technology (un)happycamper88 claims makes us all come back to Stardock software over and over again... that self-same software none of us would love if it weren't for brainwashing and mind control. Yup, you're a very naughty boy orright... wouldn't wanna be in your shoes, giving away trade secrets like that.
