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mrs_starkers

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Today Monday 17 th I will be going into Hospital to have my Hernia fixed, I am feeling nervious and I'm shaking in my boots . I may not get the chance to be on here for a few days I am told its only day surgery depends how things go while under.

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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Great news, sweety! Just what I wanted to hear!

So I guess cleaning out the non-infection worked, eh?

p.s. Get starkers to use his cutlass to take out the last stitch!

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angus1949

Join Date 12/2007

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DON'T let that land lubber near you luv. You know he never washes his hands after doing who knows what. You don't want another infection do you?

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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Get starkers to use his cutlass to take out the last stitch!

But what if he cuts me and I end up with another infection nah I thinks I better do it myself lol

You don't want another infection do you?

No I dont need another one I think it maybe safer I do it myself

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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You know he never washes his hands after doing who knows what.

I resemble that remark!! I'll have you know that I always wash my hands after 'who knows what'!!!

I even wash my hands after 'you know what'.... and after 'you don't wanna know'

It's a case of having to... cos 'who knows where they've been'

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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I've heard of not seeing one's....toes because of girth...but hands?

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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I've heard of not seeing one's....toes because of girth...but hands?

First Ed and now you.... is there a pick on starkers day that I don't know about??

Hehe, sorta reminds me of the teacher who made us put our hands behind our backs to try stop us counting on our fingers.

Just as well she didn't get us to put 'em in our pants pockets.

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Glad to hear You are doing well!

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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First Ed and now you.... is there a pick on starkers day that I don't know about??

Who told you?!

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Quoting DrJBHL,

reply 108

First Ed and now you.... is there a pick on starkers day that I don't know about??

Who told you?!

Nobody told me... it just kinda seemed that way.

Oh well, while you's are picking on me, you're leaving everybody else alone.

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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First Ed and now you.... is there a pick on starkers day that I don't know about??

No we're not...some special K to make you feel better!

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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No we're not...some special K to make you feel better!

Oh no, not Special K... not with my curried cabbage diet. I can see.... er, hear it now... one bowl of Special K and a regular starkerbark (if there is such a thing) becomes one giant KABOOM.

Ya know, Doc, I'll be thinking of you tommorow... we're having a BBQ and you won't be able to be here.

Now that would have made my day... if you and Ed could have been here as well...to help us break in our brand spanking new 'you-beaut' BBQ... in fact all our friends here at WC, woulda been even better.

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angus1949

Join Date 12/2007

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I couldn't think of anything much better my friend. Of course you have to wash those hands before touching the meat. Oh, bye the way, that is a GAS powered BBQ, correct. So I'm hoping no one trips over the supply hose and does you any bodily harm or a major neighborhood explosion. Have a ball Mark. Oh wait, you're not a cannibal.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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@Ed rofl I'll pay that one, explosion might be more than we bargined for , so I am hoping the starker bark dont get mixed up cos that will be leathel

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angus1949

Join Date 12/2007

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It's about time to see ;you back here Shaunna. I hope your feeling in top form buy now so that you can keep that beast under control.

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DrJBHL

Join Date 04/2002

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Hi Shaunna! Great to see a happy, sweet person back to liven things up a bit!

I hold out little hope though, regarding keeping starkers under control....

Unless you soak the cabbage in liquid Valium....then there might be some hope...not much...butt a

shred (lol)...as in shredded cabbage.

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angus1949

Join Date 12/2007

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Bwahaha.........a little liquid laxative would keep him busier.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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Bwahaha.........a little liquid laxative would keep him busier.

liquid Valium

Hahahaha, hmmmm, now I wonder what would happen if I added both mmmm, , by crikys I think I have an Idea the valium would make him more sleepy so in theory it could slow down the need to pass wind mmmmm might have to give it a go mwahhhh

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Ah-ha!!! I see's ye three be conspiring agin me again... not that it'll do ye any good. I be tellin' yer now, thar be no poshun or elixir known t' man or woman that'll silence me angry bowel, so I warns ye, yer concockshuns could make matters far wurse fer ye, rather than bett'r.

Bwahahahaha.... aarrggghhhh.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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' man or woman that'll silence me angry bowel, so I warns ye, yer concockshuns could make matters far wurse fer ye, rather than bett'r.

Ahhh now I think I know what has Happend here, bubby you need to stop walking on the beaches till I see my friend the mad scientist to get some answers on yor problem mwha

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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'Ere, that weren't I wot dun that on tha beach!! Fer a start, I don' 'ave an 'ooded jacket like that... and, if'n it wos me, that pile 'd 'ave a green twinge frum tha curried cabbage n' be twice as 'igh.

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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I don' 'ave an 'ooded jacket like that

aaahhh seee thats where the photoshop comes in handy, and for the green bits do you know how hard it is to get the colors right????

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mrs_starkers

Join Date 09/2006

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at last I found the best video clip on you tube , now all i need to do is work out how to upload it here

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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aaahhh seee thats where the photoshop comes in handy,

See, told you it wasn't me! Looks more like a 'shop' of Uvah, to me, but it's more likely to be a 'shop' of a freakin' politician who got caught short on the beach... cos as we all know, politicians are full of it.

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