I just can't cook!! It's not that I have not tried... it's just the fact that whatever I make turns to goo... or worse!! When resturants start to shut down in this rough economy here in the US, I will 'literally' die of starvation.
At this time, I am scared to even try a sample taste of anything I make... yes, things turn out that bad. It saddens me because I tend to follow directions very carefully. Correct measurements, correct cooking times, etc., etc.... maybe the directions are wrong? I can't see what I could possibly be doing wrong.
For some odd reason, I have ZERO talent for cooking. I'm not a great multitasker to begin with, and I'm told this is a must for cooking. Sometimes, I just wish my food would turn out ok and it was edible. Try, try and try again to perfect? HAH! I say, HAH!! Not unless there is a way to perfect goo.
Watch for my next post at a later date which will be titled 'How to kill others with bad cooking'