sing the entire theme to Laverne & Shirley in a monkey suit on skinhits roof. Every night for a week. AT least. If not more. And he needs to be wearing tap shoes when he does it. Yeah. Tap shoes and he should have a very large tamborine...hanging from each cymbal! And a horn. One of those big obnoxious clown horns under each armpit.
So,you just want him to do what he usually does then?