Aaaah, now I know why you have stopped getting skid marks on your underpants, the ex son- in -law is not here anymore , and that is why the toilet paper is lasting eh
Skid Marks? Those weren't skid marks! They were curried cabbage exhaust fumes residue.
And for those not privvy to the situation, we would go through a toilet roll every day while that waste of space/layabout ex-son-in-law was here. At first we thought it was the 5 yo grandaughter wasting it (as kids sometimes do) but no, it was her recalcitrant father.
Not only that, but they charge through the roof!
That's for sure! How dare they charge so much for alleged food... AND skimp on napkins as well. It's a fast food/retail travesty, I tells ya... a travesty! BYO wine when eating out is one thing, but BYO napkins to clean off the MacChunder excess grease is beyond cheapskate and downright paltry. What's next, having to take your own plastic cutlery to cut/pick up the MacMuck... heaven knows, you wouldn't wanna get it on your fingers.