You know what really annoys Me? When you go into the toilet and find that the person before you has reeled off practically the entire roll and the toilet won't flush it, there's that much in the bowl... then you look up and find there's only one solitary piece left on the roll...
You know, that piece that's glued to the cardboard holder... and you spend an eternity delicately peeling it off because it's your only salvation from the huge undy skids that otherwise would appear on laundry day... and are hard to explain away to the missus.
Yup, and you have to get real inventive with that single solitary piece of toilet paper... because obviously it's not enough. My trick is to fold it in half and in half again, then tear out the corner so that you have a whole piece with a hole in the centre when unfolded. You then insert your finger in the hole, wipe bum and then draw the toilet paper slowly up the finger to remove mess before discarding appropriately.
Oh, and for those wondering what you do with the little triangular piece from the hole, you use that to clean under the fingernail.