Right I can't get her.
You may think you want your dream girl, but really, you don't. It's a dreadful thing to live up to, and putting some poor girl through expectations like that is definetely not right. We're all human, as such, we're all different. What you need is the *right* girl - She's probably not even close to how you imagine your dream girl, but you'll be happier with her.
... blue
No its wrong.
It's not wrong. It may not be what you expected or wanted it to be though.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Because evolution realised it may have been a stupid idea. 
Orright, Mick, here's one for ya.... what do you give a sneezing elephant woth diahorrea?
Lot's of clear space...
Now I come to think of it, what is the national language of uladen and why do they eat so quickly?
The road to inner peace is long and may at some times seem fruitless. Don't focus your energies on uladen, they do not need it.
(EDIT: Quoting is so messed up on this forum...)
