I'm not sure about everyone else, but they call me......... (((SUPERNOOB)))
Faster than a speeding mullet. More powerful than Starkers curried cabbage. Able to leap small chihuahuas in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky. It's a nerd?. It's tinker bell? No!! . It's ((SUPERNOOB))! Yes, it's Supernoob - strange visitor from another basement who came to your desktop with powers and abilities far below those of mortal men. ((Supernoob)) - who can change the course of mighty Windowblinds, bend Pixels with his bare hands, and who disguised as HG_Eliminator, mild-mannered moderator for a great Customization website, fights a never ending battle for Pizza, Copyrights, and the Occasional Lay.