Lol, no reason to start cracking anyone's mom in this discussion.
The cousin Eddie remark was meant purely as a joke and wasnt aimed at you in particular, in fact, I was referring to MY cousin Eddie. Mentioning someone's mom, especially in the sexual reference to which you did, only shows what utterly low class you have and how unimaginative you are. In fact, why would you WANT to do those things to someone's mom. Mine is 62, so confessing to doing such things like that makes you rather disgusting.
I rib people on these boards as much as anyone else, and I can take a good joke at my expense any day of the week. But dragging someone's mom into it is pretty lame.