so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx, & Cyd Chairrise.
How about --> Carpet Electra [Carmen]
Rug R Hauer
I LOVE Rutger!!!!
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How bout Sofa Loren
I thought it was Banderas, Pacino and De Niro..........you're fickle.
hehe see the first post, I posted that one already
Ed, I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt too, OH, and I wanna marry Gary Sinese
My Bad. I guess I should go out and mow the Goldie Lawn!!
LMAO hon, good one... GREAT one!!!
Or go for a drive in your Chevy Chase
The livingroom painting: Dot Snice.
The family Bible: Vera Lee Isay.
The grill pan: Allen Greasepan.
The computer: Hope Anna Prayer.
The air conditioner: Justin Hale.
The golf clubs: Putnam Dailey.
Aww messiah, that's no good hon, hope you are ok.
So sorry to hear that...
sorry to hear that, messiah. i hope all goes well for you and yours very soon.
During hailstorms,park your Johnny CARson in the ShED McMahon
How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?
Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder?
Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!
Kurt n. Rod
i realize 'no arms and no legs' jokes are considered crass by some but here are two: what do you call a buy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Kurt and Rod
i can go on and on with these. i have dozens of them. sorry if anyone is offended. my friend who lost a leg doesn't mind them, tho.
......in the ocean: Bob
......in a paper bag: Russel
Sorry couldn't help myself!
By the front door: Matt
I lowered myself to Iwas' and 20f3's level.............Mbad!
Farah Faucet (easy one)
works in a las vegas wedding chapel.........mary
works in a cemetary.............barry
works on a fishing boat.........annette
in a tanning bed too long.................burney
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