On one hand you're told membership eliminates the ads, but it doesn't.
Or there's "a glitch". Or servers are down. Or "We're moving to different servers".
Or everything is gonna get much better. Just not quite yet. First comes marketing, because not enough people pay subscriptions. {wonder why?}
But even though we're gonna fix the site (maybe...why maybe? Because we've promised before but it never quite got done) when we can get around to it, and WC as you know it is gonna be different, buy a subscription.
Sound like a good sales pitch?
Well, time to hit the hay. 