I'm turning into a FISH!
So long as you don't start smelling like one as well. Hehe 
I think I might be turning into a vegetable... a cabbage to be more specific.
Yeah, I should have known eating curried cabbage would have repercussions... other than the obvious.
When I said that Brad Pitt was one lucky mongrel for scoring Angelina Jolie, mrs starkers quipped that
I was just jealous and she could see that I was turning a deep 'vege green' with envy.
Hmmm, so I went and checked myself out in the mirror - yeah, that's the one with tape on
it to prevent shattering - and sure enough, I've got a short stalk and have taken on a green tinge. 
So was I in Photoshop? Not unless Doc, Ed or mrs starkers have been up to their old tricks.

Nah, I've been in the 64 bit version of the Windows 7 beta for the last couple of days setting
it up how I want/like things to be, so haven't had time to feel bored. Besides, this Win 7 is hot
to trot and great to use - the best version of Windows EVER - and I just lurvs new toys. to keep
me occupied. What I really like about Win 7 is the user definable auto-rotating wallpapers that
can be set to change every 5 minutes...if you like. Hmmm, that means I can have the Playboy
centerfolds from the last 20 years rotating on my desktop every day. I may never open another
window ever again... unless I can figure a way to do everything in the taskbar thumbnails. 
So, does this zombification tutorial have a section on turning bankers into zombies, and if not,
how to kill those who already are with pins and voodoo incantations?
It's a shame about your zombie getting flushed... but look at it this way, that one was practice
and the next will be even better. 