I would, but I had a run in with some zit-faced assistant manger at the local cineplex
Well perhaps you shouldn't have been in the back row misbehaving like that... people don't like popcorn in their hair and down the backs of their necks, so of course they're gonna complain to management... damn spoilsports.
I might...MIGHT have dropped them into the Icee machine. Let's just say that a lot of folks are gonna be confused over their bodily reactions to Tom Cruise in Valkyr
The Icee Machine, eh! Good one... but the only people getting a woody from Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise...
IF he has taken Viagra.
As for the folks watchin The Day The Earth Stood Still, well...it'll just match Keanu Reeves wooden performance.
A "wooden performance" eh! Haven't seen it, but in the previews it looks like he has a stick up his arse... which probably accounts for the apparent 'wooden' posture.
Woo up there Jackson, I LOVE Keanu
Don't we all... can play a guitar for nuts, but he's such a Wyld Stallyon.