And on the Eve of Thumping Day there was an Inquisition. And into the Inquisition there came forth a witness, Zubaz The Mad. His words would condemn the Beserker forever.
A Faerie of the Inquisition
was summoned to the hall
and brought with her the Book of Judgement
to be signed by one and all
She asked them all for a witness
and one pushed through the crowd
Zubaz the Mad had come forth
and to the Faerie bowed.
All rolled their eyes, Troll and Man,
for insane poor Zubaz be,
struck on the head as a child
he now chanted "It be I, be me!'
The Inquisitor did her best
to confirm what Zubaz saw
but he just pointed at poor Skinhit
and said 'I see, I see, I saw!'
Skinhit in defiance shrieked
'He can't even spell his name!'
Yet the Inquisitor had heard enough
and swift her judgement came.
"Your crest upon the cross,
your own brethren calls you out,
banished for a year to Nod
because you broke your vows!'
She raised a hand and all stood still
as Skinhit howled in fear,
as Zubaz shrieked "I saw, I see, be I, be me!"
and Skinhit disappeared.