HEHE I'm always here, so I'd never miss a meeting [I need a life, though I tried to find one on ebay with no luck]
Hehe, I got a life from getaneffenlife.com once... wasn't what I wanted, tho. 'Twas the life of an old spinster who wouldn't let me peel one off at will and slapped my hand when I had to scratch in my pants. Worse still, I found myself being attracted to old men, and some of 'em were doddery ol' buggers, so I immediately sent it back for a refund.
Obviously they didn't label it correctly.. won't be buying through them again.