I was looking at videoezy's site a few months back for a good horror, and there was this movie called RECTIMA
Given your description, it sounds bloody awful and not something I'd be remotely interested in.... sounds bloody WOEFUL, EEEEW!
Like, I can relate to a killer butt - I mean, who'd know about that better than me - but that's ridiculous.
Other goodies include:
Beowulf... the Angelina Jolie version.
Beastmaster... series of 4, all good.
Bloodrayne... first is good, Bloodrayne: Deliverance not so good.
Powder... not a horror but still a good view.
Seven... a good thriller with horror undertones.
Hitcher... the original with Rutger Hauer... a classic.
End Days... good horror theme with big Arnie.
Prophesy... a series of 5 movies with Christopher Walken.
The Ninth Gate... good thriller with Johnny Depp.
Trick or Treat... look out for Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne cameos.
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose... dunno 'bout the green peas soup, but still good....
Just to name a few