Ohh, that's alright then, point yer butt in the ex's direction
I did! Must've worked as well... didn't get a card or Xmas phone call from her... again.
Oh, wait a minute, I haven't heard from her in near on 25 years so it was to be expected.
She frequently used to keep popping up like a bad smell until I angrily told her one day that I'd never ever forgive her for deserting 2 our young children (our daughter was just days old at the time) a few years earlier I've not heard from her since, so obviously she was there to see me and not for the kids sakes, and if I have to wait another 20 something years to hear from her again it'll be too soon.
Hehe, what goes around comes around... while my 32 y/o son sort of tolerates her in very, very small doses if she pops up like a bad smell at his place, my daughter (now 28) refuses to have anything to do with her and calls mrs starkers mum.