You can plead the 5th, innocent all you like... and I don't need mrs starkers to break under pressure to know, I can sniff out a conspiracy from anywhere, given the training my nose gets.
It was all taken off the KH18 satellite in geosynchronous orbit over yer 'ouse! No "doctoring" neede
What d'yer mean, no doctoring needed? Last time I looked i didn't have a beard... so obviously there's a growing conspiracy, not only to make me look ginormous but to look like the wild man of Borneo.... Captain Caveman on McDonalds.
Now back to what I was going to say before my sister arrived.....
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRONG, this is just all sick and wrong!
Yup, it is so wrong on so many levels, and we should be ashamed of ourselves for allowing this thread to devolve into toilet humour...
Oh, wait a miinute! It began with toilet humour and went downhill from there. OK, then, carry on.
So I am going to go out on a limb, and say that this is starkers up at the north pole......
Not me... again, but it's something perhaps I could be tempted into.